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Boo! 👻 It’s that spooky time of year again, when ghosts, goblins, and all things ghoulish take over. While you’re getting ready to celebrate Halloween with all the tricks and treats, Elysium Marketing Group is here to shine a light on some of the “marketing scaries” that haunt us year-round. Let’s get into the spirit of the season by sharing a few marketing mistakes that send chills down our spines!

1. The Grammar Goblin

Few things are scarier than coming across a grammatical error in content. Whether it’s mixing up ‘their,’ ‘there,’ and ‘they’re,’ misspelling ‘definitely,’ or throwing in apostrophes for plurals (hint: it’s not ‘apple’s’), we can’t help but imagine the Grammar Goblin lurking around, cackling at the writer’s expense. Poor grammar not only frightens away potential customers, but also raises questions about a brand’s authority. So, before you hit “publish,” give your content a good ol’ proofreading!

Grammar Goblin


2. The Branding Banshee

Imagine you’re scrolling through your social media feed and see a brand’s logo that looks completely different from what you remember. Is it a new brand? A secret rebranding? Or has the Branding Banshee paid a visit? Inconsistent branding across platforms is a marketing horror story waiting to happen. Your logo, colors, and messaging should sing in harmony, so they don’t create a cacophony that leaves your audience bewildered. Keep it consistent, folks!


3. The Ghost of Customer Engagement

Have you ever tried to reach out to a brand only to be met with…silence? Nothing is scarier than a brand that ghosts its customers. Failing to engage with your audience can lead to lost trust and, ultimately, lost sales. So, don’t let your customers feel like they’re trapped in a haunted house—keep the lines of communication open and respond to inquiries like the marketing wizard you are!


4. The Tomb of Outdated Content

Picture this: you stumble upon a brand’s website and notice their latest blog post is from 2019. Yikes! An outdated website is like a tomb that no one wants to enter. Regularly updating your website content boosts your SEO and signals to your audience that you’re active and aware of current trends. Don’t let your site become a relic of the past—keep it fresh and engaging!

Tomb of Outdated Content


5. The User Experience Undead

Oh, the horror of a website that’s difficult to navigate! It’s like wandering through a corn maze with no exit. If visitors can’t find what they’re looking for, they’ll flee faster than you can say “trick or treat.” A poor user experience can haunt your marketing efforts and lead to high bounce rates. Ensure your site is user-friendly and easy to navigate, or risk losing customers to the digital abyss!


6. The Mobile Monster

In today’s world, where most people view ads on mobile devices, having a website that isn’t mobile-friendly is a surefire way to scare away potential customers. Imagine clicking an ad, only to find a website that’s harder to navigate than a haunted house. Don’t let the Mobile Monster chase your audience away—opt for a responsive design that works seamlessly on all devices!


7. The Password Phantom

We’ve all been there—trying to access accounts only to discover that the account holder doesn’t remember their passwords. Not knowing login information can grind marketing efforts to a halt. Encourage your clients and team members to keep track of their passwords, so the Password Phantom doesn’t thwart your plans!

Password Phantom


8. The Message Overload Meltdown

When you try to include everything but the broomstick in a single design, the message gets lost. Not only does your messaging become buried, but the design starts to feel frighteningly cluttered. It confuses your audience and obscures your point. Keep it simple—focus on one or two key ideas, and let your message and creativity shine without the chaos!


9. The Budget Boogeyman

Lastly, let’s talk about the Budget Boogeyman. Unrealistic budgets can haunt even the best marketing strategies. Whether it’s your total marketing budget or paid advertising funds, expecting miracles without proper investment can lead to disappointment. Set realistic goals and budgets to ensure your marketing efforts don’t turn into a ghost story!


Keep Frights at Bay

So, there you have it—our marketing scaries we wish would vanish like a ghost at dawn. This Halloween season, let’s work together to keep the marketing frights at bay and help your brand shine like a jack-o’-lantern. Happy haunting, and may your marketing efforts be as sweet as candy corn (but way less sticky)!